The Topic of Great Randomness

[EWizard11]

That's okay, Angel_Star! Gryph left me out too. *glares* AS IF I wasn't the oldest member of this forum...(that's in forum time, not IRL). JK.

Hey guess what everybody?? Trickster's Queen is out!!!! And guess what else?? The Grim Grotto is out!!!! Yay happy! Books!

My friend and I (the one who's quote is on my signature) had soooooo much fun today. She's so funny and random, it's awesome. We were telling morbid stories (we both have a habit of making up horrible morbid endings to sickly-sweet happy stories) and it sounded something like this:

ME: Yeah, so then Puppy saw something out of the corner of his eye that looked like a garden hose, but it turned out to be a snake! And the snake bit Puppy and Puppy writhed on the ground in agony until the last gasp of life left his body!

HER: I like the one about the killer unicorn who impales the little girl...

ME: Once there was this little princess who was out for a walk one day, and suddenly she stepped on a land mine and exploded.

See, this is what I do in my free time...I'm not really a morbid person, I just hate happy little stories and I like making fun of them.

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 10 DAYS!!!!!!!!

[Gryphon]

My spanish teacher... is a freak.

Yeah. I've been saying all year that spanish class is like kindergarten. Today we colored and drew flowers.

Freak Teacher: Do we all like seasons?

She spread out her arms, squeezed her eyes shut, and started shaking her head left to right violently while screaming

SIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, help me.

*wimpers*

[Zgirl]

Your dad is really funny. Oh My God? I'm laughing so hard today at ya'll. YW is making me happy today! *needs more stories*
I was the fairy with the toblerone. I used to be a fairy on Whiteforest but now I'm a depressed dark elf on VGDAWN.

Gryphon-SIIIIIII!

[Gryphon]

You're Zaria on VGDawn too, aren't you? Zaria the fashionable fairy.

Ack, sorry Ella and Angel_Star. I missed a lot more than you too... We'll have to write more of these. They're fun.

Morbid stories... What fun.

Wasn't meant to be funny but it ended that way.

[EWizard11]

Okay, whoa.

I've noticed that my female teachers enjoy asking the students about their romantic relationships and/or make...um, odd...comments to that end. Like, there's only 3 girls in my math class, and my teacher said, 'Girls, there are absolutely no dating prospects in this room.' My English teacher asked this guy in my class if he had a girlfriend; she frequently mentions the 'lovebug' when people are zoning out; and she likes to talk about her son, who apparently told her, "Too late, mom," when she said, "Save all your kisses for your mother," which she had been saying to him forever. My French teacher asks what we did over the weekend, and, when she learns there was a dance over the weekends, asks the guys and girls if they danced with anyone, and, if so, who; and refers to people as "cute". These people SCARE me.

[nitafan211]

OMG, ROFLMAOWTIME!! Oh, jezz, Gryph, I was laughing so hard! That was so funny! I can't believe you put in Vampire and ghost holding hands. lol!!

Well, now yall start posting a bunch.. Diego, your name. Long live socialism. I have already learned not to say anything about your political views or we would hate eachother. Now my dad and mom are pissed at you. hehehehe. I find it sorta funny...

I know just because you wear black doesn't mean you are goth. I have alot of friends who do wear all black and spikes, etc and they are not goth. They have turned out to be some of my best friends.

I now have 2 sisters on the internet. Zgirl and Leah! I also have a great mama and brother to. Though brother is about to get in trouble..

Well, I ttylts ppls

[Zgirl]

That would scare me too. Ahh. Teachers just want to know everything don't they?
Save you kisses for your mom. lol.

[db_pr]

Hahaha. I like pissing off people. *grins evilly* *goes change his name...to something not that better*

[Zgirl]

Change name?

Anyways I made my character Kei for VGDAWN.
Since my computer PAINT program is really REALLY basic. (no cropping or anything it's horrible.) The picture really sucks but it's okay.

Please Look-
She even has a dagger!
http://photobucket.com/albums/v102/Z...urrent=kei.jpg

[Peter Murray]

I can't see it. It thinks I'm you, trying to log in, and asks for a password. Is there another URL to just show it without being you?

[sharklord]

Perhap's I'll write a little story, but it'll have to be in bits and peices. I know I'll forget people, so just tell me if I'm leaving you out... (if it isn't funny, tell me and I'll stop.)

Here's a synopsis...

Insanity at it's (hopefully) best.

(That's the title, btw...)

It is the year 2020, and the world has changed...
Several of the worlds greatest nations have united into one massive national commutity with the hopes of bringing peace to the world. All of the world's best, except America. The country, fearing dictatorship had held aloof whilst others bonded and now is no longer the top dog. A new leader has just been chosen for the new nation, optimistically named "Utopia." He only goes (like a lot of people in the story) by his first name: Diego.

Meanwhile, two people have been secretly with the government to create a road between here and an alternate universe trough the computer. Both are agents of the ValorGryphon project, thier codenames are Gryphon and Sharklord. They have just made a breakthrough, but find that the experiment is going out of hand as the parallel universe they linked to is a world of battles and war and fear, pleasantly tinged with cross-species romances. They had opened a gateway to the Dawn of the Conquorers Age.

Elsewhere, a young married couple (remember what year it is), whose first names are Nita and Wilford (shortened to Wilf) are soon about to be caught up in the madness which haunts those of the YW forums.

Still elsewhere, an old englishman sits at his computer in his mansion compound, typing away and monitering the world powers. He is Peter Murray, one of the richest men in the world and Renaissance (cringe, knew I'd blow it) man of the 21st century. He is working closely with both British and American governments, even though "Britain" is not supposed ot exist anymore. The country's alliance is definately not concrete.

(I know there are more people, but I have to leave for the moment.)

[Zgirl]

I hope that worked. Sorry if the picture is too big, or too small. But she even has a dagger!
I just made my photobucket account public so it should work.

Very nice story. Now all you need is a girl who's obsessed with toblerone.
*hops off to go make more dolls*

[Agent M]

Nice story sharklord! Even though it didn't have me in it... I feel so unloved...
Lol, Z you sound like ur off to go make voodoo dolls... lol "*hops off to go make more dolls*" hee hee hee...

[Peter Murray]

Ooh, I was in it. And one of the richest men in the world . Neat.

Oh good, I can see Z's Kei figure now. She looks... scary. (Avoids joining VGDawn and meeting Kei and other dangerous people .)

[Angel_Star]

*cries* I'm being left out everywhere! Good story, anyways. I've got dance tonight. *cries more* I'm gonna die. Harshness! I know NOTHING! At least I don't have homework... Cool picture, Z. Eeek. This is really short... My stupid comuter is being stupid at the moment. Let's see if I can fix it and not make it worse.