The Topic of Great Randomness

[drea]

Originally posted by Agent M:
Recipe for really good Tuna sandwiches:
Ingredients:
1.Chicken of the Sea Tuna (I know it's got a really annoying song but it's REALLY good tuna.)
2. chopped up Onions (really tiny pieces)
3. chopped up Celery (really tiny pieces)
4. Mayo

As an official seafood afficianado, I feel obligated to mention that adding cut up apple pieces into your tuna sandwiches is also an excellent way to mix it up a little bit. W00T.

We have 4 kitties. I think. Yes, four. My kitty's name is Cailet. My older sister's kitty's name is Baby. My younger sister's kitty's name is Leia. And my brother's kitty's name is Tiger. 'Cept I call him the booger. And bugaboo.

My grandmother has a box turtle. Her name is Henrietta. We have a rule in the family that you must have at least one cat. She has three. Gracie Lou Freebush, Rasputin, and Lil' Bit. Lil' Bit is a very large kitty. The whole ironic thing comes into play.

Ubermonkey.

[Agent M]

Maybe I should talk about my animals... I have many animals....
Chance (dog)- He's a very stupid dog. lol. He's very cute, but very stupid. He's pretty big, he's a black lab. But he thinks he's still a puppy so he knocks things over with his big tail a lot. He's also obsessed with food. He eats Lucky's food all the time, sometimes even cat food. I think his favorite food is lasagna.. or steak. He eats those of the kitchen counter when we're stupid enough to leave food there. He's obsessed with sticks. Chance loves to swim and he's kinda afraid of boats. He didn't used to be. But my dad put him on the jet ski and drove around a bit once... and one time he brought Chance out on the canoe... heh heh.
Lucky (dog)- Technically Lucky is my sister's dog, she picked her out for her 8th birthday. Lucky was the runt and is probly lucky to be alive. Hence the name. Lucky is a little deaf and she's also almost blind. The side effects of being the runt Chance sometimes takes advantage of that but they're really close. If u see one of them the other isn't far off. When we put them in the kennel they have to be put in the same cage or Lucky lies down and won't eat and Chance howls as loud as he possibly can. Once my dad called the kennel to schedule the dogs to go there and the secretary lady was like, "Oh. It's you guys again." heh heh. Chance has a bad rep there... ANYWAYS... Lucky is really fuzzy and needs a haircut. Really bad. She's a Golden Retriever so she has kinda long fur... And she hates to swim. So that's the only time she and Chance are seperated. Lucky can't see very well so that's why she doesn't like to swim. She walks around in the shallow water watching the fish.... and rocks she thinks are fish..
Lily (cat)- Lily is a fraidy kitty. We got her at a shelter along with Shadow. Lily is a calico kitty and I've kinda based S'finx off of her. Lily is kinda the rough cat and she'd be serious if she were a human. She purrs a lot though... She loves to curl up next to you and go to sleep She's a nice kitty... but she kills lots of little animals... She likes to stare at ppls cereal cuz she really likes milk... lol. She's very balanced too... she runs across our fence that's like 7 ft up and 2 inches wide... She's been to the shelter twice though, once just after she was born and once about a year after we got her. She's afraid of people cuz she remembers the shelter better then Shadow cuz she's older... I call her Lilykins.
Shadow (cat)- Shadow is kinda a fat kitty... he doesn't catch as many animals as Lily but he eats her food and he likes to eat scraps from ppl's dinners. He's a black kitty and he has a puffy scar on his neck from a cat fight with the neigbors cat Sam. I think that's his name... I just call him Fluffy. Shadow is definitly the more social cat, he loves to curl up in your lap. Especially if your reading a book... He likes to chew on the pages. My sister calls him Shads... hee hee.
Mystery (cat)- Mystery is the older of my cats, he's at my mom's house and the others are at my dad's. He's really cute even if he isn't a kitten anymore, and he's not exactly small either. But he's really fit cuz he likes to go outside a lot. Especially at night. He sits in front of the front door and mews until you let him out He likes to crawl under my sister's covers and nap... He also likes to sit and watch people... he can be kinda scary sometimes... One of my best friends thinks he's an alien.. lol. He's a gray tabby cat.

[Zgirl]

Yay long posts galore! Almost everyone on this site has many cats. We used to have a stray kitten in our yard and I loved him. I used to feed him and give him water. But my mom doesn't like cats so he couldn't come in the house. It's my neighbors cats now.

If I get a dog I would have to keep him outside. I don't think he would mind because we have a big backyard. I think dogs are too much trouble to take care of if you're not home all the time though.
I think I should make another addition of the YW awards then.

[Agent M]

And now to continue.... I sound really boring don't I? If I do, deal with it and don't read my posts.
Peanut Butter (guinea pig)- Peanut Butter is afraid of everyone and always goes to the bathroom on you if you hold him. He's shy but he's really cute.
Piglet (guinea pig)- Piglet is agressive and he's not shy. When we put the guinea pigs outside Piglet steals clover and dandelions from Peanut Butter We won the guinea pigs at an auction... It was funny, no one wanted them. The poor guinea pigs
Kitty (gerbil)- Kitty is my gerbil. I got her for X-mas two years ago with Speedy and Jingle. Speedy is still alive but Jingle died the day either on X-mas or the day after... My sister dropped her and she broke her neck. She didn't feel any pain we don't thing tho... Kitty is brown and at first she kinda reminded my of Lyra's pan cuz she's so cute. She likes to tickle ppls cheeks with her whiskers.
Speedy (gerbil)- Speedy is my little bros gerbil. She's cute too. She's black with a white stripe. Speedy isn't really the appropriate name though... She's really slow and just likes to sit...
Spot (gecko) Not much to say about him, he's one of my other brothers pets. He sits. Ands sits some more... then he eats... Did I mention he sits?

[BelieverInWizardry]

28!!!!!!!!!! 28 FREAKING PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS GONE A WEEK AND THERE ARE 28 NEW PAGES!!!!!!!! Wow. Z, i'm gonna kill you. You post two much.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Gryphon! Your cat Canyon looks like my cat Peanut, only he's black.

Peanut scratched me. I was petting him, and i ran my hand along his tail, and he thought I was gonna pull it, and he wipped around and scratched me. Now I have two gashes on my pinkie finger, AND THEY HURT!!!!!!!!! Such and evil, yet loveable, cat. OW! My finger hurts!!!

[Zgirl]

I love how your family has the most creative names for your pets! *coughs*
You seriously need to slow down with the pets at your house. Gosh there are so many!!!!

[Agent M]

heh heh. Were you being sarcastic about the names?
I didn't mention DB Buttercup. He's my little bro's teachers. We're babysitting him over the summer. He's SOOOOO ugly, yet so cute.... he's smelly and fuzzy but his face is really cute...
Chance was my stepmom's originally, they had a couple other animals but they were old and they died recently Her family had A LOT of pets growing up. Lucky was ours and then the gerbils were because my little sibs wanted them for x-mas and I was begging for a cat for x-mas so they gave me a gerbil called Kitty. Lily and Shadow were because we all love cats and the gecko my little brother wanted more then anything in the world, he originally had two but one died And then the guinea pigs... they're our pity pets. And of course DB Buttercup we're just babsitting. He's too smelly to keep.

[BelieverInWizardry]

I'm so sad!!!! There's this Evanescence concert near where I live(well, not that close), and I wanna go so badly!!!! But my dad say's he'll pay for my ticket, but he won't take me, and my mom say's she won't cause it's too far away! (I wouldn't mind a two hour car ride!) I NEED to m find some means of transportation to this concert, and I need to do this by next week! That's it. I'm doomed. My life is ending. I need to go sit in a corner and cry.

[nitafan211]

For my reaction to this, look in the Bannanas topic......

[Agent M]

Poor BIW I think that concert must be around here somewhere... they're giving out tickets in a drawing or something on KS95 I think... or.. it mentioned something about seeing/meeting Evanesance... I don't really pay attention to the commercials.

[vegan_chick]

Are you guys kidding? I used to LOVE seafood, especially seafood gumbo *stomach growls*, but I am a vegan now, and all I have is potato chowder instead of clam chowder :-P , and 'tuno', which is a soy-protein based 'tuna'.

That is a super-long post gryphon! *goggles* I'm tired so I'm only gonna skim read the super long posts. three pages in less than a day, yeah, typical :-P

Haha! rapper PM!! LMAO! I thought it was a bicycle helmet as well, hmph.

I think I am going to change my avatar again, or not, if I find something :-P There is the funniest avvie, but I can't use it because it is animated!!

[BelieverInWizardry]

BUAHA!!!! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to go to that concert!!!!!!! I need to find some way of getting there, so I can go... *goes into crazy friend-calling madness*

[The Defender]

how the heck can you stand being a vegan. I just don't get it. I mean maybe your protesting the conditions of the animals that are killed when it comes to cows/chickens. But that doesn't apply to fish at all! I just don't understand vegetarians at all why not just eat the beef. Heck it taste REALLY good too. Ribs. mmmmmmm. too bad I only have them like once a year

[Zgirl]

KDWB M, KDWB. I know that's sad but I don't get any other good radio stations with the music that i like. (My radio sucks.)

[Agent M]

No! KS95 is good!!! It's a variety station.