The Topic of Great Randomness

[wildflower]

Penguin Woman?!!?! I KEEL YOU!!!

Wizard of Iz, huh? Uh. I know about the Wizard of Oz. And the Wizard of Id. So are you just both squished together, or what?

Oh, and you ARE insane. Not sure about obsessed. Obsessed with trying to prove you're sane, I guess. But I don't really think you're that hyper.

Your word is NOT final. Sunstar, you get over here and tell him you're a cat.

Ooh, I like the smiley. It will rule the world one day!
HA! For once I used the smiley and it wasn't in reference to penguins.

[Gryphon]

I look at the Most Recent Messages box and eep! all but one brave line has been taken control by Topic of Great Randomness posts. It's scary when this topic grows so much so fast. It's taking over all of the forum, and I'm not so sure that that was what Lee and DD had in mind for this.

*shrugs*

Nothing you can do to combat the flood of posts here.

I have nothing against penguins... maybe. Eeeheehee

Z, that's what we've been telling you ever since you joined... No animated, and no oversized. 'Even I made the mistake!' Hehe, have to 'dot dot dot' that one with the ellepsisisisiSS!!!

...

Percy and Luna is a lot worse than Ron and Luna. Ughhh.,..

Penquins aren't like fish. Fish are bananas.

You didn't see the Prisoner of Azkaban when it came out in theatres? We ranted about that one a looong time ago, and with very long posts. But of course you knew that already, didn't you...

sharky:
The third HP movie was the best out of the lot, so far! Maybe the new director will be able to do better movies like the third one.

You're kidding, right...?

6... *dies laughing* AHAHAHA!!!

As for Sunstar being a dog... *hiss* A spayed/nuetered dog, by what Sharky is saying, poor it. Oh, so now the MKJ Wizard of Physco Ward say it's a human girl.

Join VGDawn!!!!!!!!!!!

[sharklord]

Acck YW is being fiendishly slow.

I should smite it.

So, Wildflower, Should I call you PW, for short? Or is that too informal? And what's with the death threat? Even if you could keel me, which you can't becuase I'm the legendary Wizard of Iz,...Well you can't and that's all that matters, so HA!

I'M SANE!!! I SHALL SMITE YOU FROM THE EARTH!! And I'm not obsessed, I can stop whenever I want...

Sunstar's not a dog, silly PenguinWoman! I just said that for everyone's amusement! She's a human girl.

"6"? Do you mean Snape and Moaning Myrtle? I see a real future for them. Myrtle can really teach Snape about sentimentality...

ALL HAIL THE ALL-POWERFUL WIZARD OF IZ!!!

[wildflower]

Eeee. Me and Jake were fooling around with the smileys again, and I don't know how I got stuck with this but is Mr. Eggnog now. Mweef.

Luna/Neville then, if you don't like Luna/Percy.

Sharky, I told my brother about your username. This was his response: "Sharklord. Shark. Lord. That's almost as bad as Mr. Eggnog. . ."
Now I really like Mad Killer Jaws better, I'm not going to be able to call you Sharky ever again without that scene playing in my mind. Or maybe I'll just call you Mr. Eggnog. Serves you right for giving me a rotten nickname. Penguin Woman indeed.
besides, I can keel you if I want. Because I'm the all-powerful Wizard of. . .um. . .Fuzzy!
The all-powerful Wizard of Fuzzy.
You are not sane.
And I refuse to hail you. Smite me, I don't care. I'll just come back as the all-powerful ghost of the Wizard of Fuzzy.

[alla]

The third HP movie was the best? No Way. One word - QUIDDITCH!!! C'mon Griffindor WON the Quidditch Cup and it wasn't in there?! Pfft! any ways...

I have just finished watching the Little Mermaid II - and I would like to say that I was disappointed... it wasn't half as good as the original - Ariel was waaay too responsible. And the songs weren't as good. I dunno what I was expecting though... It was a Disney sequel.

anyways.. off to read other stuff

Alla

[Peter Murray]

Originally posted by wildflower44:
Yes, I've heard that argument a lot from the Luna/Ron shippers. (Believe it or not, there are many.) I never considered using it for Percy/Luna though.

There are Luna/Ron shippers? *hides unfinished fanfic* No kidding.

*Considers leaving to go to HP forums to go on giant long rant about how much they screwed up the Prisoner of Azkaban movie* *Decides there's more chocolate here, and stays*

I don't find it any worse than the first two. Oh look, one of the deleted scenes (I think - better watch the DVD again) calls Lupin Moony, which the film itself doesn't.

Sharklord said:
The third HP movie was the best out of the lot, so far! Maybe the new director will be able to do better movies like the third one.

You know Cuaron just did that one, and the next two have two different directors?
Yes, Ginny's in PoA - she's in the train compartment when the Dementor comes in, and has almost as bad a reaction as Harry. She's got one line in the film, and you see Hermione talking to her in the background at the Leaky Cauldron while Mr Weasley is talking to Harry.

See, Tui, people believe in Lupin/Tonks .

[wildflower]

Yeah, there are more Luna/Ron shippers than Lupin/Tonks actually.
One of the main things they screwed up:
The dementors were FLYING. Hello people, it said GLIDING in the book, not 'flying around in circles like VULTURES way up in the air instead of gliding close to the GROUND.'

Weird, the HP message board will only let me post 37 smileys. Huh. I know they have limits sometimes, but 37's kind of an odd number.

I have found the most perfect username ever. From another message board (Yes I am on too many, and no this isn't the HP one): PenguinWitaFork!!

I'm making a penguin story, one of those insane things with YW members and everything. . .I'll probably post it soon. Sharky's gonna kill me when he sees it.

[Sunstar]

I must say that I am enjoying this lenghy discussion about my gender. Wildflower is the one who has it correct...I am a cat (how that clarifies gender, I don't know).

The third HP movie was the best but none of them have been anything special for me.

[Gryphon]

*bows to Sharky* O' mighty wizard of *ducks* Physco *ducks* Ward

*runs from the wrath of Shakishididdle*

Heyyy, I could sing a song about Sharky in a straight-jacket, o' sharky in a straight-jacket, sharky in a straight-jacket!

pm:
There are Luna/Ron shippers? *hides unfinished fanfic* No kidding.

You didn't. Please tell me you didn't...

ahhh

I don't beleive in Lupin/Tonks. And I definitely don't beleive in Mad Eye/Tonks.

Yeah, I had a hissy fit about the dementors, the werewolf, the... it just won't end.

*sobs*

Are you a nice kitty or a mean kitty?

[Gibby Gibson]

[Angel_Star]

*bounces around* *falls over* No! I'm missing another day of school! I'm never going to catch up! *sigh* I've been sick since yesterday morning. Of course, I'll miss the only fun stuff we do at school. My friend told me that they made up random poems in Literature yesterday, and today we were supposed to work on our charts and graphs and stuff for Science Fair in class. *cries*

Fluganoodles. A cross between flamingos and noodles, perhaps? We may never know. *looks mysterious*

Nice kitty. Definitely nice.

[wildflower]

Yay. . .I was right about Sunstar! Only. . .Girl cat or boy cat?

Mad-Eye/Tonks?! Eeee.
YES! WEREWOLF! It looked like an APE! *Kills*
Sunstar's a nice kitty! Aren't you Sunstar. *Ducks big sharp claws* See. . .Nice kitty. . .

PoA DVD good. Shrunken head bad.

Fluganoodles? Huh. Noodles- yes. Flamingo- ?. . .
Hope you get better soon Angel_Star!

PENGUIN! Yes. Anyway, here's the first part of my insane story thing. YW.net members are in it, a little later on. Sharky's in it from the beginning. Sharky's also gonna really kill me when he sees it, but I don't care. Anyway-

The Mad, Completely Insane, Really Crazy, Slightly Pointless Adventures of Penguin Woman and Mr.Eggnog.

Penguin Woman walked into the large castle of Iz, the world concocted by none other than Sharklord, who also went by Sharky, Mad Killer Jaws, and, rather more recently, Mr. Eggnog. He claimed to be the Wizard of the imaginary land of Iz, but with a name like that Penguin Woman wondered why she was even bothering to try to visit him. Ah yes, she remembered, there was the whole 'I- shall- smite- your- poor- innocent- little- penguin- known- as- Ralph' thing. Considering that it WAS an imaginary land and Mr. Eggnog wasn't really a wizard, but an insane shark who was in denial, Penguin Woman decided that it was perfectly safe to enter the castle along with her army of penguins.
As she climbed the really insanely tall tower-type-thing where Mr. Eggnog lived, she vaugely wondered if penguins could climb stairs. Looking back, she noticed that her penguin army was not behind her. She shrugged. Seing as she was a wizard too- the all-powerful Wizard of Fuzzy- she could always conjure more penguins when she reached the top, which seemed to be nowhere in sight. In fact, she would probably dump the penguins directly on top of Mr. Eggnog until he admitted that penguins were indeed a superior species over sharks. Which they were, of course. How could anyone possibly doubt the fact. Sharks don't even have wings- while it is true that penguins can't USE their wings they've still got them, haven't they?
Looking back over the message that was left for her by Mr.Eggnog, she noticed a small detail she had overlooked- he refered to himself as the LEGENDARY Wizard of Iz. Uh-oh.
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Er. That was a bit odd. There's more, but if I'd posted it all it would've been really long.
*Ducks Sharklord/Sharky/Mad Kiler Jaws/Mr. Eggnog's insane attempts to kill her*
I wrote most of this really late last night, so that's partly the reason for most of the insanity.

[Peter Murray]

Sunstar meowed:
I must say that I am enjoying this lenghy discussion about my gender. Wildflower is the one who has it correct...I am a cat (how that clarifies gender, I don't know).

I'm so tempted to ask if you're ffeih, but if you haven't read the Feline Wizards books that won't help.

Gryphon meowed:

pm:
There are Luna/Ron shippers? *hides unfinished fanfic* No kidding.

You didn't. Please tell me you didn't...

Ok, I didn't really hide it. It's really a Harry/Hermione one, but I needed Luna to get Ron out of the way .

Wildflower said:
PoA DVD good. Shrunken head bad.

Trivia: The shrunken head is married to the new Fat Lady. She, in turn, was Harry in the Comic Relief version of the second film. No, really.

[Gryphon]

Lun:
"I know not."

*grumbles* When everyone is reading Shakespeare aloud, everything I write starts to rearange itself and add in funny words.

Ohhh... I forgot about the shrunken heads... They were... wtf!?!?!?

wildflower:
Sharky's also gonna really kill me when he sees it, but I don't care.

It's always Sharky. Sharky like attention. Sharky gets attenion.

I'm meowing now, am I? *glares at pm* He's being a pain, what with all of his puns. No, I didn't mean hiding it.

*deep breath at pm's trivia* What...?

[wildflower]

Eeee. Weird trivia. Better not be true. And the shrunken head'd better not be in the next movie.

Okay, next part of insane story. Not so much about Sharky this time. There are more YW.net members in this one, and I'll probably keep adding them. Anyway. . .

The Mad, Completely Insane, Really Crazy, Slightly Pointless Adventures of Penguin Woman and Mr.Eggnog cont'd.

Well, even if Mr. Eggnog WAS legendary she still wasn't going to hail him, even if his insanity overcame her precious penguins. For she had a secret weapon-- Water Buffaloes. Water buffaloes were heavier than penguins, and if she dumped them on him he would have to succumb to the Powers of the Penguins (Patent Pending, mostly because of the alliteration, otherwise it would be even more pathetic than it already is).
Finally reaching the top of the tower, she threw open the door to reveal none other than-
A giant pair of wings made of nothing but toblerone?
A girl popped out from behind the wings. "HI!" she said brightly. Startled, Penguin Woman jumped sidways, only to find herself falling into a giant hole. Landing at the bottom, she noticed a girl on one side of the hole. "HIHIHIHI!" said the girl,bouncing toward her. "I'M BiW!! You wouldn't happen to have brought some of that chocolate from up there, would you? I was going to get some but then," she sighed, "I fell in a hole.
If you didn't get any chocolate, anyway, did you bring any bananas? That's Semi over there-" she pointed at a girl Penguin Woman hadn't noticed before, "And she refuses to draw us a ladder to the chocolate without bananas."
Penguin Woman stared, at a loss for words. Apparently it wasn't just Mr. Eggnog who was insane in this crazy world.
Just then a black-and-white puffball fell from the sky. It hit the ground with a small 'fwump' and started wrestling with a fuzzy blueish demon on the end of it's tail. The cat looked up at BiW and said, "Poot got me," before returning to struggling with the blue demon. "Get OFF, Rysade!"
The cat pried the demon off it's tail and dumped it on the ground. Panting, the cat turned to Penguin Woman and said, "Hi. I'm Gryphon, and I'm a girl, so you can tell your crazy author person to stop reffering to me as 'It'."
"Uuuhh," said Penguin Woman, once again at a loss for words. The cat had started singing.
"Oh, but I forgot something!" Gryphon said. "Will you join my roleplay? If you don't join my roleplay I won't stop singing. And," she added as an afterthought, "I will dot dot dot everything you say."
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Well. I think this part was better than the last one, but now I have to duck being killed from everyone who was in it, not just Sharky. Anyone who was in it, I'm sorry for mangling you as a character. Anyone who wasn't in it probably will be soon.
A good deal of this bit was written late at night, but the later parts were more recent. So now I don't entirely have anything to blame the insanity on.