You know you read too much YW when...

[FireWitch]

What worries me is that most of the Harry Potter ones applied to me...

My parents even made up a fake Hogwarts admittance letter for my birthday...

Oh, and I have a set of Hogwarts robes with a tag that says "madame malkins robes for all occasions"

Scary, no?

[Ali]

not too scary, i have a 2 quart cauldron

[Birdhead]

In reference to 112...

118. You don't realise that it's shorter to say "Young Wizards" than "Why double-you."

119. You understand any of the YW forum injokes.

120. You see a sign saying "Cafe Aurora" and snicker. (This applies to ay forum usernames. I've just never seen a sign saying "cafe Skitty." )

[Gryphon]

But someone found a book called the "Tale of 2 Skittys!" Very weird.

121. Poot sits on your shoulder, whispering to you.

122. ...If he isn't currently grinning from behind one liners

123. You say 'dai' to every cat that looks like one of the ones in TBONWM. (And dai to every other cat also)

[Kat]

Please don't give away any more stuff from book 7! I haven't read it yet.

[Wilf]

Originally posted by Ali:
not too scary, i have a 2 quart cauldron

Only two quarts?

124. Your dodg has specific reasons why it doesn't like certain foodstuffs.
125. You have these forums as your homepage.
126. Youregard "Birdhead" as compliment a , not an insult.

[Ali]

Yes, a "size 2 pewter cauldron"
127. You can recite the name of all the wizards in the speach
128. You know all the spells ever used, and can recite any of the published ones

[Agent M]

129. Your dog starts asking you the meaning of life
130. And then you tell him/her to go see the Trancendant Pig.

[meteorite]

131. You start apologizing to the trees in the yard when you have to trim them back. "Sorry, guys, but you're starting to rub on the power lines."
132. You are more inclined to greet dogs and cats than the random people you meet walking on the street.
133. You start trying to negotiate with the weeds to grow in the places where nothing else will in exchange for leaving the grass alone.

[Ali]

134. you name trees bt their typ, and classify them as masculine/feminine
135. you CAN'T kill, it helps the lone power(not even little bugs)

[Agent M]

136. Not even Ants!!

[talkingbeast]

If there are already lists of ways to annoy Voldemort, or even Snape, let's do a list of ways to **** off the Lone Power.

6. Take your dog on errantry.

9. If you are a little sister, the fact that you even exist is enough to annoy It.

3. Instead of saying "Greetings and Defiance," try a knock-knock joke.

8. Instead of the Speech, try Pig Latin.

11. Offer it a Pepsi. Everyone knows the Lone Power prefers Coke.

[Nitta]

I like that but what happend to 1,2,3,4 and 5. You should write more. Your good. Do you annoy people often?

[Birdhead]

*snickers at talkingbeast* Personlly I want to know what happened to seven.

7. Eat soggy cornflakes- and prefer them to crispy.

[Rysade]

Originally posted by talkingbeast:
11. Offer it a Pepsi. Everyone knows the Lone Power prefers Coke.

Well, I dunno about HIM, but that would annoy ME.

2. "Hah. I've seen darker."

10. I think He comes that way (annoyed), so you could really just stand there...