The Topic of Great Randomness

[meteorite]

UGH. Where was this idiot? School? A public place? I would have been talking to the teacher/monitor/librarian/a nearby cop so fast his head would have swum.

That is NOT stuff that needs to be seen in public!!

"Thus is Balance maintained." A Wizard of Earthsea
"Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance." Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

[brokencello]

Yeah. It was at my chair at school. Why don't they? This guy's name was Mychael. Weird spelling, I know. The Y is in there on purpose. Then today someone ran a search of my locker--not a teacher. They like, screwed all my textbooks. I'm sorry to gross you all out, but I was really mad at him. He's also cornered me in hallways, with Eno on my wrist and luckily not releasing his anger on Mychael. Mychael is SUCH a stalker. He's disgusting. But he can be nice. Like once, I wanted to play basketball with his best bud and his bud was like no way shorty! Then Mychael was like, "Relax. She's cool." So I got to play basketball. But other than that kind of thing, he is an annoying stalker! EEEKKKK!

brokencello
the crinkled paper bag
"Life isn't like the movies, Toto."
--Alfredo, Cinema Paradiso

[Sam]

At school is even worse than anywhere else practically. He sounds ALOT like the guy that likes my friend (Rach), she has a friend named Alex and Alex has that spine curve (forgot the name) and since she in Rach's friend he is nice to her. But he is also REAL mean at times, he walked his old dog on his bike and everytime the dog would get excited and drag him and he would cuss at it, and not supprisingly he let it get run over, then he got a golden retriver puppy and in July "accedentally" (sp?) set it it on fire with a firework.
And trust me you DON'T want to hear the other stuff that guy (Scott) does, or what the little kid that lived across the street from me (Little Nick) did.

~Sam (Hifun55) and Dog~
"Wizards do not tell white lies to make each other feel better." ~A Wizard Abroad~

[This message was edited by Sam on 09 October 2003 at 17:12.]

[EWizard11]

Ugh.

Guess what happened to me today, we were at soccer practice at school, and this guy mooned us out of his car window!! He honked the horn and about half of us looked up...it was soooooooo disgusting!!!!

*Ella*

"'I wish none of this had happened.'
'So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.'"
-The Fellowship of the Ring

[Sam]

*ew, ew, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww* Ok THAT guy needs help. I think bc should get Mychael, Ella get that guy, M get that guy, and I get both Scott and Little Nick *flinches at Little Nicks name* them to a place halfway between where we live, then DRAG them if we have to to a shrink.

~Sam (Hifun55) and Dog~
"Wizards do not tell white lies to make each other feel better." ~A Wizard Abroad~

[Agent M]

A shrink in china. that's far, that's good. That will never happen though. *sigh*

*Agent~M*

"Thank you Jack" "Your welcome" "No not you, we named the monkey Jack" -Pirates of the Caribbean
"To youth and freedom!" A popular pirates toast.

[Sam]

Ok, I know were Ella lives (acording to her "from" box,) I live in Huntsville Al, but I don't know where you two actually live. But we still need to bring them to a shrink. Gimme a break I didn't know that would be China.
China would be cool though.

~Sam (Hifun55) and Dog~
"Wizards do not tell white lies to make each other feel better." ~A Wizard Abroad~

[This message was edited by Sam on 09 October 2003 at 18:28.]

[brokencello]

What's your problem guy's name, M? Mychael is disgusting
Ewie! He actually UNZIPPED his pants. WHAT does a guy like that think he's doing. MOONED you? That's nasty. Real nasty. Any other cases of abuse? ENO IS DEAD

brokencello
the crinkled paper bag
"Life isn't like the movies, Toto."
--Alfredo, Cinema Paradiso

[Agent M]

Why is Eno dead? Demons can't die can they? My guy Ramon.... Ug.

*Agent~M*

"Thank you Jack" "Your welcome" "No not you, we named the monkey Jack" -Pirates of the Caribbean
"To youth and freedom!" A popular pirates toast.

http://cafeshops.com/pants1 I'm so ordering the messenger bag from that site right now. They be funny stuff.

~Ais

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but they haven't seen the joke yet."- Oliver Herford

[Birdhead]

*wails* Oh, no! It's... it's...

*****The Return of The Pants!!!*****

Haha. No, that it pretty funny.
T

Tuibird in Aotearoa
Ahahahaha, Ahahahaha, Ahahahaha!
Spelling Freak and Typo Queen

[brokencello]

The LOTR pants thing is hilarious. It's like, "Legolas: You have my bow! Gimli: and my pants!" I love that. Interesting avie, Aislinn. I like your sig too. I cannot believe it. Aurora KILLED him.

brokencello
the crinkled paper bag
"Life isn't like the movies, Toto."
--Alfredo, Cinema Paradiso

[brokencello]

I can't believe no one posted here for an entire day...wow. My posts are down. At first they stayed at 400 but then they went down to 200. Now that chatter's gone.

brokencello
the crinkled paper bag
"Life isn't like the movies, Toto."
--Alfredo, Cinema Paradiso

[white tiger]

wait I am confused who killed eno? Aurora killed who??? Ugh...this is frustrating! Hmmm China sounds fun! You could drop the problem children off at the shrink and go to lunch! OR whatever meal is close at that time.....

"You have no friends,nobody likes you!" "No not listening Not listening!"-Lord of the Rings 2

[Sam]

Yeah China does sound fun! *daydreams* *knocks herself out of it* anyway, bc said Aurora killed Eno.

~Sam (Hifun55) and Dog~
"Wizards do not tell white lies to make each other feel better." ~A Wizard Abroad