Oath Haiku (and other poetic forms)

[Kathy Li]

Gigo don't you know
That RTFM stands for
Read the Fine Manyool?

Sharky, I noticed!
But reading every line meant
My head hurt a lot

We'll always have the
Official DD chats and
Chime may still return.

[Garrett Fitzgerald]

Originally posted by kli6:
Sharky, I noticed!
But reading every line meant
My head hurt a lot

Kathy, I've found that
running them through a Perl script
helps with the headaches

Edit:
I tried to make it
Compile as a haiku
But it did not work

[Dragon Writer]

i have to sides here
sean's chat i can get into
the last one not so

but yet i must hope
that the chat shall come back soon
fond memories live.

oaths these do not be
but yet they are fun you see
to write poetry

[Kathy Li]

Garrett, I used grep
But still took Aleve afters
Did not help enough

Short attention spans
Led to too much nothing said
Whirly-whirl talk-talk

Still, my place as mod
Said: do what you can. Be there
Help the members out

Stand back do nothing
Or guide the conversation
Is everyone's choice

Wizards say, I will:
This responsibility
Is mine to fulfill

Not someone else's
Not solely an admin's task
But for all of us

Enough pompous talk
And enough haiku-haiku
I've got work to do.

[alla]

ok, I was reading through this thread and I got inspired:

To mend what's broken
to help all forms of life
in Powers' names...

and

Life's name and sake
is protected by wizards
throughout all of time.

And a limerick to finish off...

There once was a kid called Nita
Whose classmates thought they could beat her.
She ran away,
and the very next day,
became a wizard, this Nita.

[Kathy Li]

DD forgot chat
But we had fun anyway
Tomorrow, maybe?

[Ash78]

I guess I'll give it a try... (two haikus and 2 limericks...can you tell I am REALLY bored?)

In lifes name and sake
I will fight forever more
Against the L*** One


Fairest and fallen
It is I who shall survive
This on-going fight

There once were two wizards speaking,
And though other people were peeking,
They heard not a sound,
And no words were found,
How were the words not leaking?


Up in a tower
Some milk had gone sour
So a girl did a spell
And the milk tasted quite well
Except now it was flowing with power

[Kathy Li]

Garrett opened chat
Saw it too late to join in
Stupid job. Darn you!

[seabiscuit1009]

While it was open
It was a delightful chat
Hope to see you soon.

[Garrett Fitzgerald]

Although chats may close
They can open up again.
Funny how that works.

[wolf_wizard]

Darn, I missed it
hope I can join sometime
darn fencing practice.

[kk]

I can't believe I haven't seen this topic before...hmmmm, this reminds me of when my friend wrote a haiku about how insane she thought I was. It was hilarious! I can't remember it, however.

Let's see...Oath haiku...

Wizardry is real
Magic is loose in the world
And moonlight follows...

Not exactly Oath-related, but, oh well.

Forever will I
Gaurd all that grows and lives well
'Til universe's end

[wolf_wizard]

wizardry for life
and for it's name and sake, it
will be protected

for the sake of life
i took the oath and now will
use magic for good

magic for life and
the lone one's reversal of
it to keep Timeheart

All that lives and grows
magic used to protect life
from all entropy

OK, I know that
they are bad, but it is the
best i can do now.

[Kathy Li]

Poor Garrett. In chat
Looks like you were all alone
Did no one arrive?

Chat is now open
Just for the next hour or so
But it's only me

Rambling to myself
My Chime window doesn't move
I post three haiku

-----

Chime is now silent.
Technical difficulties
Kept some of you out.

Next time, hopefully
It will behave better and
You will not just leave

And leave without an
Entrance and a chance to say
Hello to us all.

[Garrett Fitzgerald]

In empty chat rooms
Sound echoes when no one types.
If a pixel falls...?

But enough of that.
James Marsters was on Torchwood.
Kiss. Bang. Oh teh hot.