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I agree with birdhead, lets all have some chocolate. Chocolate solves the worlds biggest problems. Well, at least on this website.
" Duct tape, the stuff that holds the universe together."A Wizard Alone by Diane Duane
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mmmmhhhhhmmmm good. chocolate is good. wonderful stuff if I may say so myself.Comment
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mmmm Iagree completely. Wish I had some chocolate with me. *looks around frantically for a Crunch Bar* Sam that Letter to Santa is sooooo funny. My friends and brother helped with this one:
Dear Santa,
I have been a good cutie with a booty yall.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Heather's Christmas party. It was Ciara who spiked the punch with too much sodapop dudes. I can't help it if I drank 25,000 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like CHOCOLATE.
I thought it was funny when I put MO'ssock on my head and danced the MACARENA on the BROKEN BED while singing `b-i-n-g-o'. I didn't mean to break Heather's GameBoyAdvanced and don't know why Heather would sue me for murder.
I don't remember calling ADAM's wife a ugly moo---even though she looked like one with BLUe eye shadow and purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on VAL's husband's toenail, it was only because I ate too much of that CHOCOLATE.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my skoolbus through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a strange dog and have me arrested for drivebyshooting!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all nervous and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this jumpy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and sleepily yours,
bUNNII (Really a nice cutie with a booty yall!)
P.S. It's only 25,000 bucks!
~*KsSk8er*~
Hogwarts Dropout
"She leaped off the table and tore into the living room. There was a brief sound of scrabbling, and then from the living room, Kit said, "Uh, Annie, your cat just went up the chimney..."
Dai Stiho
~*KsSk8er*~
"She leaped off the table and tore into the living room. There was a brief sound of scrabbling, and then from the living room, Kit said, "Uh, Annie, your cat just went up the chimney..."
Dai Stiho:grin&bounce:Comment
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That letter's like Monty Python. So stupid it's funny. Your brothers are good!
About chocolate... I just found out that dark chocolate is good for your heart... minus the 25 grams of fat and a hundred or so grams of cholesterol. Hey, I have another justification for eating chocolate! It's made from a cacao bean that grows on a PLANT, not in a factory, so that means it's a vegetable. Actually, I got an entire email about chocolate and why we should eat it, but I'll have to go look for it. I'll post it if I find it.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Curiosity mauled the cat and left it on the side of the road.
School is hell with flourescent lighting.I will rejoice in the moonlight;
I will dance in the rivers of my tears;
For I am joyously, wonderfully alive!
Make your own laws or be a slave to another man's. -William Blake
School is hell with flourescent lighting.Comment
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