What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[Not So Silent One]

This is usually a popular topic for forums...My weirdest is when I was at a party with a hippo and a palm tree. The palm tree got in a fight with a pine tree, and started a war. They almost destroyed the earth when the gerbil overlords came to save the earth...they then took it over... I had another one where one of my teachers became a homicidal maniac and tried to kill everyone in the school. Yet another one where Nita was trapped somewhere and Kit and I needed to save her (I this one after reading W@W)That's it so far for me.

Correcting spelling in topic title - Peter

[Slash]

Well,
When I had a dream the streem in the forist in the back yard had a faire in it so I went to see it.
It grabbed me and pushed me under water I stabbed it and green blood flood in the streem. Then little peopel came out of trees! And started trying to eat me I jumped up in the air and dogged them. Then It was dark time when I got to my house as I went threw the bace mint door I herd a *booooom* and I saw a big floating ski scraper floating side way over are house then it fell and I got out of the house right then and I ran down the road...then I woke up!


*Please only kids 12+ should read this post*

[A Traveller with Magic]

What, you want me to choose just one?
Um...I think I was on this other planet that was exactly like Earth but inhabited by these slimy brownish aliens. I was in a shopping mall food court type place in part of the dream (with a samll group of my friends) and we were hunting down this one alien with these funny rod things...kind of like the ones with the noose at the end? We never really did catch the guy, but it was really weird wandering around seeing these slimy brown things selling fries and stuff...

There was another one where I was this wizard (the Merlin type, not YW) running away from the forces of evil- this was slightly after I read Abhorsen so you could see these really dark clouds with lightning flashing behind me- so I was running running running and then I came across these ponds. It was during sunset, so everything was calm and peaceful with this light golden light over everything, and there was a slight dropoff close by with hills in the background...it would've been a really nice place to stay if that dratted storm wasn't trying to stab me full of lightning behind me. So I thought to myself; I need a staff and a magic sword. And there was a sword, kinda rusty, in one of the ponds- and I think a frog too, which I had to talk to or something- and if I could pick up the sword I could have it. So of course I could pick it up (it was bucking though and I nearly sliced myself) and I hacked at a nearby branch until it roughly resembled a staff. By now the storm was nearly on me, so I ran until I got to the dropoff, and instead of falling I just flew...it was cool but scary too XD

[bluesalamanders]

Heh.

I once had a dream that was a sci-fi musical (complete with singing). I don't remember any of the songs or music, but my dad and I and our friend the lion were piloting some kind of spaceship to try and save this group of aliens that was about to be massacred.

The aliens looked like gazelle.

It was sad, actually...we were too late. By the time we got there, there was only one left.

I think we had some trouble convincing him that the lion was a friend and not an enemy.

~Blue

[drama_queen _supreme]

Wow, Slash, are your dreams always slightly morbid?

Anywho, I once had this really odd dream that I was in my house with my mom. The only thing is, it looked more like a spaceship than a house. Well, it all of a sudden started raining and my mom told me to get on the table so that I didn't drown. She also told me that Ashley May, Collin, and John were coming over (three people I know). So, I was very happy, and they came over. We then went to play practice. At that point Collin and John, along with my two younger brothers, had disappeared. So, Ashley May and I were backstage when she asks, "Where are John and Collin?" I tell her that I don't know, but that I'll go look for them. I run out of the highschool theatre that we're in (Nerinx Hall, if any of you know it)and find myself in a jungle. So I run down this path-which twists and turns like nothing I've ever seen- and find my two brothers, John, and Collin. Here, I say something to them, but I don't remember what it was. I run back to Ashley May, tell her I've found them. She orders me to bring them to the EAC (the theatre) because they are supposed to be on stage in a few minutes. I once more race down the hall towards them, but as soon as I get there, I wake up. Weird.

I've had another weird dream about an alien and me and my dad alone on some planet, but that's a whole different story...

Drama_Queen

[Mel]

Wow, it seems like a lot of you have dreams including your fathers...I wonder why... (whee, elipses!)

So, anywho, this was backwhen I was like five, living in a rowhome in Tacony (if any of ya know it,), and I still believed in Dracula. That's not to say I don't believe in a different version of him (I've been reading waaay too much fantasy), but not the classic.

So, There I was, playing this video game on the computer, and you know how you kind of zone out so you can see nothing but the screen? Yea, that's what heppened. Except I was in the game.

Level one: I was in this forest (with really bad graphics, mind you. Think Nintendo 64), and it was like fall, and there were leaves scattered all over this white cobbblestone-type path, and then all these guys pop out wearing these tribal mask so you could only see their feet, and they were bow-and-arrowing at me. I was freaking out, so I ran down the path, where there was this door, which I opened.
Level 2: There was like a rabid dog or something, and it was this small, blue room, and the view was like if you could see through the wall. I exited the door and came back into the second level. Now there was the rabid dog, and this evil seal with a ball on its nose (don't ask. I just got the Curious George goes to the Circus game.) (Then again, don't ask how I even know that.) Soo, I freaked out and I exit again! I come back, and not only is there that rabid dog, and the evil circus seal, but now there's this huge spider the size of the ceiling! At this point, I can feel the part of me playing the game on the computer, not the part in it, click the pause button. It said like, save, quit, and continue, but the quit button was tlike that shaded color, so that you couldn't click it. I clicked it like a bajillion times, but no can-do. I sighed, and clicked continue. So, I raaaan all the way past them all (to this day, I don't know how), and I re\ched the door and flung it open.
Level 3: I was still running, up my steps, in fact. I turned right at the top, past my room & the bathroom, and came to my parents' room. There, outside it, was a table, set for one. I looked inside the room. It was covered in pots and pans and who knows what, and it was awfully messy, but no one was in there. I turned around, and there was Dracula!! He asked me, "Vould you like to join me forr dinnar?" I, of course, remembered the dining table set for one, and accepted. Out of nowhere, this outhouse-tyope wooden box appeared out of nowhere, and Dracula got inside. I could hear him brushing his teeth. I took that moment to run, a nd I bolted down the steps, through the livingroom, dining room, and kitchen, (blustering my mother), flung open the tin and wooden door, and---stopped dead in my tracks on our cracking steps. There, ,was Dracula in our alleyway. He called out to me. "Vant to race? I vill race you from here to that car." Me, knowing that I would surely loose and be blood-sucked, becan to run again up our steps. Dracula began flying after me in a rage. Once safely inside, I locked the two door. My mother, being oblivious to Dracula's obvious want for my blood, began to unlock first the wooden door (which didn't make sense to me, even in my dream for the tin door was clsest inside), and was just about to unlock the tin door, when I coult see Dracula's face coming at break-neck speed,and Mom unlocked the door, and Dracula was there, and just about to slma through when -----

I woke up.

I don't have many dreams, so this was a good one.

Another one I rmember from my old house was about this man, , I guess a theif, climbing along the outside of peoples porches (hanging off the little railings). I was afraid, so I ran home. That's it. It was kind of scray, 'cause it was like 10:00 at night. I think this drawing my mom made in Art School had something to do with it. It was a detective, half in shadow.

I only have two short ones that I can clearly remember, the only ever two that I was ever remembered ( I say this because you supposedly have over a hundred dreams a night). One, was me looking through my underwear drawer... (okkaaaaaay), and the other, I was eating cereal. Cheerios' Berry Burst (which I have never had), and all in my view was just my hand, and the bowl. I was chasing a banana with my spoon, but it kept just kind of swimming away from me. It was weird. Then I woke up. I think I had both of those dreams the same night. I wonder what I ate....

well, I'm going to end my rant now.

dai, y'all

[Olivia]

My weirdest dream? Okay, you asked for it.

I was standing in this field. Next to me was a boy my age, (I have no idea who it was, he didn't look like anyone I know) and he was holding a fishing rod. On the hook was a carrot, but it was really one of those "baby carrots" that's an inch or two long with rounded edges. The boy said, "All carrots are trapezoids." then flung (what's it called? cast?) the line and it stretched for miles, stopped, then came racing back, with his catch dragging in the dirt. On the hook was a giant strawberry. A giant orange strawberry. Then I think I woke up.

[Gatemage Stardragon]

I had one... okay, this was the other night...

I was in my basement and there were these aliens, I knew they were aliens, but I didn't care, and the aliens wanted to do something (bad) to me. I knew that too, didn't care about it either... but they showed me some video clips, and there was this oompa loompa one, with "the full Oompa Loompa song". the clip had the oompa loompas bringing some one into a padded room where the oompa loompas were going to sing the song, but the dream shifted. Now I was sitting with a group of people my age about to watch a movie, mostl likely a Stargate DVD, and we couldn't get the DVD player to work so I turned off the TV. As I went to turn it back on my hand went through the TV and I heard my alarm clocks. as the alarms grew louder, the TV disapated, like mist, and I was looking at my dresser insteed. (I had woken up.)

[Cress]

I had one a long long time ago in which I was boxing a ladybug. I'd been playing WAY too much Croc lately...there was also a giant ice cream cone involved, but I don't remember much else.

[fionnaula]

I don't know why it's so fascinating to read about what goes on in other people's heads while they're sleeping. It's just fun!

Mel- My friend Stee says he has video game dreams like that all the time. He even says that if it gets too intense, he can usually find some kind of Exit button to push and wake himself up. xD

I have bizarre dreams on a nightly basis. My favorites are the ones involving natural disasters, because in my dreams they become more like really fun amusement park rides. I had one where this big earthquake was destroying my hometown, and there were all these skyscrapers falling over (which is weird because my hometown has no such thing) and I was hanging on to the side of one of these buildings as it went down, going "Wheee!" Then the ground started to break up, and I think there was something to do with freaky aliens. I had just watched War of the Worlds before going to bed. Never again!

[Gryphon]

I have a few creepy-realistic dreams everyonce in a while. In one, it started in a dark building lit with hanging light bulbs, and someone was assassinated, complete with the gun, the assassin lurking in the ventilation overhead, and blood splatters. I don't remember how it transitioned, but then I was on a beach with an old, run-down train car. There were these cute demon-goats everywhere, with wide, anime-style eyes. The longer I waited, the more there were, and for some reason, I knew they were very dangerous and terrifying, but at the moment, they didn't seem to be doing much other than coming closer in a cat-like way. The train car was teeming with the creatures.

In another, I was one of the few people hanging out, talking to my history teacher about homework we were going to have. It was afterschool on a Friday. Next thing I new, I was sitting in the back row, and all of the seats were filled with students. The teacher was coming around, asking for the homework that was due, but I didn't know how to explain that I didn't have it. I never had time to do it. Outside, the sky was stormy, and the classroom floor was becoming a river, with all of the desks floating on top, keeping their orderly rows. Up front, there was a gate spanning the river, and the reaper was posing in front of it with a scythe. The gate itself had these cool designs, but it opened, and we began to float through.

I could go on and on with my dreams. They're all incredibly vivid; I wish I could go into more detail or video tape them.

Another really cool (but again, creepy) dream had beautiful sunsets. I was taking pictures of them while swimming across a wide river in an amazon-style setting. At the other side of the river, I reached a wall which made me think of Aztec pyramids. I climbed the ladder (metal rungs poking out of the side). Took pictures, etc. At the top, there was a gaping cave, and a mummified woman with white wisps of hair and a baby on her hip said some stuff to me (but I don't remember what) and pointed a couple of stiff, bent fingers at me. A black leopard came out of the cave. I took pictures. XD Some other stuff happened, but, long story short, the first thing I thought when I woke up was, "darn! It was only a dream! Now I don't have those pictures..."

[Adds:]

Olivia, that's a cool dream. XD We should be able to catch more orange strawberries like that.

Oh, another. :P I had been playing Black and White 2 too much... In the dream, I was building a nursery home, but Canyon (one of my cats) came over and kept on puking and puking on it. She barfed 6 times. When I woke up, she was having a hairball in my room..... uggghhh

What's pretty sad is that my morbid dreams are the coolest. Demons, mummies, assassinations, and floating through the gates of hell.... beau. XD

My brother says most of his dreams are from the sky, looking down on the events, bird's-eye-view style. In mine, I'm usually me, but sometimes I'm someone else. In one I had recently, I was a guy who turned into a werewolf. (That was a morbid, vivid dream too). I also remember the bad ones more often than the good ones, but I don't have any real nightmares. The last times I remember waking up scared were because I had dreams about:
A) Tripping on the steps
B) Forgetting to do a homework assignment/project that was due

XD

[magicalmike]

You want wierd okay

I was driving a green van through the moon. The van(and myself) were very small, not microscopic, and i was trying to doge these giant orange mines that were randomling floating by. Also an altime favorite. I dreamed i got up went to school, took my exam and the minute i got out ( it was the last day of school) I woke up

[seabiscuit1009]

Weird dreams? I actually don't usually remember my dreams, but each year about May 1, I have this weird dream that my room is covered in ladybugs-like completely covered. That's about as weird as any dreams I remember get.

My friend had this dream where her crush was walking around in a Speedo singing her songs from Moulin Rouge...but that's another story, and it's not my dream, luckily. XD Lovely, now that I've brought up that picture again, I think I'll end this...wait, once I dreamed I was an elephant. It was pretty sweet...I think I'd like to be an elephant.

[Hogosha]

I dunno. Only thing I can think of right now is the one from last week . . .in which I came down to my kitchen for breakfast and discovered Evangeline Lilly and Naveen Andrews (from "Lost") eating buttered toast at the table. I walked over to them, picked up a piece of toast from the stack, and proudly proclaimed, "TOAST!"
Too bad I never met Naveen, just Evangeline.

[Cassi]

I think my friend once had one about killer pumpkins that were going around stabbing people with candlesticks. She had nightmares for weeks.(Oh wait... that was her nightmare )


I'll probably have to bookmark this discussion and come back to it as I normally only remember my dreams for that day or so. However, there was a dream I had when I was about 7 and for some reason by name was Laura (not true) and I was standing at the butchers (I'm a vegetarian by the way) and a girl came up to me (actually maybe her name was Laura ) and said "You and your sister look beautiful in weddings. (I've never actually been to a wedding.) Anyway, go figure?!