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[vegan_chick]

Wicked, Sharky!

VC- *stops screaming her head off about being a vegan* Would you like some tofu Z?

Everyone- ewwwww

VC- Well, Fine!! More for me!! *looks in the fridge* aww, dang, Mother ate the last package of Tofulicious!

*Cheers up and takes the chickens she saved form the tumbleweed to VGDawn were they will run wild and free with the guinea pigs*

[Angel_Star]

Bravo! *claps*

No tofu for me! ~LoL~

Eeek...Nothing to talk about...

[Zgirl]

Sharky...es loco...I'll never let you live that down.

I'm assuming Kerri isn't on YW?
That was good...

[Gryphon]

Kerri is on VGDawn. She's Sharky's character. Jake is Eowen's.

Wheee. JOIN JOIN JOIN!

[sharklord]

(Both of these are set slightly in the future. The second segment is more in the "present" then the first one...)

Peter Murray was there to greet them.

"I trust you had a safe transition? All the way from across seas...Texas, I believe?" Peter Murray said as he warmly shook the hand of both Wilford and Nita. "Nita, I assume Wilford here has filled you in on the circumstances of your coming here and the agreements you agree to undertake under the penalty of country law?"

Nita shakily said that she had been told and that she would follow the rules.

"Are you sure? If you do not want this burden of knowledge placed on you, then you can leave now and never have to worry about a thing."

"I'm sure, Mr.--Lord Murray. I can handle it."

"Then we shall proceed to the British Central Secret Operations Command, where we shall meet "M," who will inform us about the latest developments in the ValorGryphon Project...

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Nita had met Wilf at the front door when he had told her to, packing, as he had, about a week's worth of clothes. Wilf soon joined her.He walked out the front after her, locking the door behind him. Then, instead of following the little paved path from the front door to the driveway, he took the other direction.

"Wilf, I think the car would be this way?"

"It is. But we aren't, obviously, taking a car." Wilf said with a hint of a smile in his voice.

"Yeah, but you seem to be heading to the back yard, where the only thing that isn't trees and grass is the tool shed. Does this mean that we're taking the riding lawn mower?"

"You'll see."

Wilf opened the door of the tool shed. It was neatly aranged, with all the tools hanging up in their own space on the wall. The riding lawnmower took up almost all the space in the shed. Nita snikered a bit when she saw it. Wilf had been insistent that they find this huge grass cutting behemoth for their house. Nita didn't have any objections, mainly because it turned out that Wilf was pretty well off, considering he was somehow able to pay for the house in cash and all, and he was the one buying the thing. He made a great husband, even though he tried (and failed) repeatedly to cheat at Scrabble. Quapbapple is not a word.

Wilf, to Nita's utmost surprise, shrugged off his duffle bag luggage and placed it next to his rolling bag and actually got on the mower.

"Uhh, Wilf..."

"You might want to get out of the way, Neets."

"Umm, okay..."

Wilf pulled the mower out of the shed and put it next to it. Nita was gratefull that they were pretty far back in their land, with lots of trees separating their plot of ground from the neighbors; she wasn't sure what was going on.

Wilf got off the mower and walked back into the shed where he placed his hand on the floor. Nita, at this point, had figured he had lost it. She had basically decided that she had married a madman. True, a very nice madman with a good personality, but still, undeniably, a madman.

And then the floor opened up.

Stairs led down from the hole in the shed floor. Wilf started to descend and turned to Nita. "If you follow me, then you agree never to tell anyone about what you see excluding authorized British Intel. and Special Ops. agents. You are also allowed to report to your commanders on the American side, we're working in connection with them..."

Nita almost choked. She couldn't believe that anyone could just so casually drop the fact that she was a agent for the US. She was even more surprised because she was officially listed as inactive. "How did you know? And I don't report anymore, I'm inactive..."

"You'll find that you've be re-activated. Now, if you're in, come on. You need to watch the breifing tape. The summary says that it was recorded by an American, Codename Sharklord, and a Briton, Codename Gryphon, and it centers on some sort of breach regarding a project they're working on..."

Wilf kept walking. Nita followed...

[Gryphon]

Annoyin editz:

They'd be from the UK; Nita wants to move there instead of stay in Texas.

Quapbapple is not a word.

Quapbapple also has more than seven letters.

What, I live in 'Briton?'

[adds:]

sharklord American=america Briton=britain

[sharklord]

That last bit was what I had to tell you!

And stop nitpicking before I decide to do something better with my time!

[Peter Murray]

Originally posted by Gryphon:
American=america Briton=britain

Sharklord was using the words to mean people from America and Britain, though, so those words are right.

This story is wandering off in some odd directions. But at least I'm rich .

(How is it that there's still only one submission to the Fanlib site, hmmm?)

[Zgirl]

yAYNESS! I just finished it very good sharky. (I'm not even calling you crazy this time! It's already established in my siggy.)

MOREMOREMORE!

[sharklord]

I'm NOT CRAZY!!!!!
I hope to write a new segment in a day or two, though it might have to wait depending on how much work I have to do.

[sharklord]

Here they are: The lost back stories of "Madness at its (hopefully) Best!"

(First Part of story and parts still in TOGR)

Perhap's I'll write a little story, but it'll have to be in bits and peices. I know I'll forget people, so just tell me if I'm leaving you out... (if it isn't funny, tell me and I'll stop.)

Here's a synopsis...

Insanity at it's (hopefully) best.

(That's the title, btw...)

It is the year 2020, and the world has changed...
Several of the worlds greatest nations have united into one massive national commutity with the hopes of bringing peace to the world. All of the world's best, except America. The country, fearing dictatorship had held aloof whilst others bonded and now is no longer the top dog. A new leader has just been chosen for the new nation, optimistically named "Utopia." He only goes (like a lot of people in the story) by his first name: Diego.

Meanwhile, two people have been secretly with the government to create a road between here and an alternate universe trough the computer. Both are agents of the ValorGryphon project, thier codenames are Gryphon and Sharklord. They have just made a breakthrough, but find that the experiment is going out of hand as the parallel universe they linked to is a world of battles and war and fear, pleasantly tinged with cross-species romances. They had opened a gateway to the Dawn of the Conquorers Age.

Elsewhere, a young married couple (remember what year it is), whose first names are Nita and Wilford (shortened to Wilf) are soon about to be caught up in the madness which haunts those of the YW forums.

Still elsewhere, an old englishman sits at his computer in his mansion compound, typing away and monitering the world powers. He is Peter Murray, one of the richest men in the world and Renaissance (cringe, knew I'd blow it) man of the 21st century. He is working closely with both British and American governments, even though "Britain" is not supposed ot exist anymore. The country's alliance is definately not concrete.

(I know there are more people, but I have to leave for the moment.)

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I'll keep the things I already wrote as the main storylines and start fitting people in wherever I can. I think I'll just write down the line for each main storyline (hopefully they'll intersect.)

"Your Excellency! The president of the Rogue States would like to speak with you!"

"Would she now? Then by all means, put her on. she's on the phone, I assume?"

"Ahh no, your Excellency, she is not, an advisor of her's just notified us."

"But you didn't think to get her on the phone?"

"We wanted to make sure--"

"Enough! I'm tired of your stupidity. Get Mrs. Bush on the phone (one of the Bush girls.). Yesterday."

Diego blew out an irritated breath. It was so tiresome to deal with people who knew less than he did. Especially when it came to politics. Diego saw himself as a maginificant orator of politics, but he had made several enemies. Not the least which was a noname which the network of no-gooders simply called the ChildishOne, who had attempted to assasinate him at his inaugeration. That miserable...

Diego dragged his mind back to the task at hand. He had to talk with that Bush girl. He wasn't a great fan of her father and neither was he of her. Diego wished he didn't have to let his plans come to time. But he wished to be a true ruler, and gaining power like that took time...

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"Finally! A breaktrough! Sharky, why don't you heat up the continuum distrupter and lock it into the computer." Grypon said as she stared at the computer screen, which, for a change, was finally showing something good. "We don't know if this'll work twice..."

The Sharklord had been working with Gryphon for the last ten years to bring about a successful conclusion to the ValorGryphon project; approved by the government and backed by a billionaire known as Peter Murray. The objective was to prove the existance and feasibility to travel between altrenate universes. For the first time, it seemed like the projet might have obtained that objective. Sharky logged into the computer which activates the portal-- a large ring through which one could easily walk (think Stargate). Sharky gave his codename and password and activated the disruptor. It's sides became lit and the computer told Sharky it was ready to go.

"Disruptor's ready Gryph! Should we lock in the coordinates?"

"Yep. Let's go."

Sharky loaded the coordinates of the uiverse which they had been so painfully trying to nail down, and looked lovingly at the disrupter. It had taken them four solid years to build. Sharky might go on a murderous rampage if they had to do it again. He entered the coordinates and hoped...

[alla]

Ok... I'm bored at the moment, so I'm going to post what I think peoples themesongs should be... it sorta fits in here...

Sharklord: Jaws theme

TOTWF: Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Frostykitten: (this one was started by Sharky)
(to the tune of Frosty The Snowman)
Frosty the Snowcat, was a very chilly cat,
With a button nose and very cold toes cos she wouldn't wear a hat!
Frosty the Snowcat lived on the YW boards
She loved to chat cos she was a cat and posted when she was bored
There must have been some magic in, that old book that she found
For when she began to read it characters began to dance around
Frosty the Snowcat, like the rest of us on the boards
Got hooked on the books and got many funny looks when she quoted them outside of these doors

What do you think, guys?

[sharklord]

Nice. Hilarious. Song. Alla!

[Angel_Star]

I love it, Alla! ROFL! Very funny. Sharky, those aren't sentences. *sigh* I guess some crazy people just don't know how to write. *laughs* Ooo. There goes my puppy! *chases puppy* *runs from puppy* *snaps* Yay! I can snap! I used to not be able to... No, I'm not easily distracted. Pretty trees...

[Gryphon]

Back off, I'll yake you on. Headstrong, I'll take on anyone. *singing*

Sharky:
+I'M SANE!! Really. No, seriously, I mean it. Hey what are these people all dressed in white for? And why are they carrying that funny sui--AHH, LEMME GO! LEMME GO!! NO!! NOO...

Hehe, I love the song.