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  • #16
    No, it's 1,000. The post number listed on the side isn't my total number. Karma, which is what you need to get to 1,000, includes deleted posts even.

    Hehe.

    VEGAN kicks open leopard cages.

    VEGAN
    Run free!

    LEOPARD
    Thank you, oh master. (bows)
    I wanna heal
    I wanna feel
    what I thought was never real
    I wanna find something I've wanted all along
    Somewhere I Belong

    M
    Gryphon!

    GRYPHON HEAD
    Not me!

    LEOPARDs run free and scare people. KID captures LEOPARDS on leashes.

    VEGAN
    Noooo!

    KID sets LEOPARDS on BUSH.

    GHOSTY
    Noooo!

    GRYPHON
    It's easier to run, replacing this pain with something more...

    M
    Noooo!

    LEOPARDS knock BUSH on top of SMASHED EGG.

    SMASHED EGG
    Noooo!

    ELLA washes away SMASHED EGG remains with hose.

    GRYPHON
    Just washing it away...

    M
    Noooo!
    Gigo: Hey, it's the person who puts 'asian' in 'caucasian'. Hi, Gryph. | | | wildflower: Hmm... should I side with "Gryph is more insane" based on conclusive evidence, or "Sharky is more insane" based on tradition? | | | [url="http://mariposa-mentiro

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    • #17
      I'm surprised you didn't try to work me in there somewhere, Gryphon.
      ~Sharky

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      • #18
        rotfwtwlmao

        Go the T*m*l*w*e*s!!!
        **********

        hehe... i can't do anything like that

        oh well... do another one gryph

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        • #19
          The last one was sad. Meh.

          *thinks*

          *comes up with... nothing*

          Sharky still is in denial... *shakes head* We know you're not sane; don't try to act it.
          Gigo: Hey, it's the person who puts 'asian' in 'caucasian'. Hi, Gryph. | | | wildflower: Hmm... should I side with "Gryph is more insane" based on conclusive evidence, or "Sharky is more insane" based on tradition? | | | [url="http://mariposa-mentiro

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Gryphon:
            LEOPARDS knock BUSH on top of SMASHED EGG.

            SMASHED EGG
            Noooo!

            ELLA washes away SMASHED EGG remains with hose.
            If I knew who the smashed egg was, I'd think it was about time for a new avatar. Maybe an anime guy who's staring more than I'd hoped? Maybe a South Park character? Will this sabotage the plot ?
            Just the FAQs, ma'am: Chat, Board and Books.

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            • #21
              Gryphon? You are officially the most graphically revolting person on the boards. *claps hand over mouth and runs for the bathroom*

              In other news, these do make me laugh, though I feel a bit sorry for the squashed egg... *snicker*
              Go ahead! Panic! Do it now and avoid the June rush! Fear death by water!

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              • #22
                ZGIRL hands vc a plate of frog legs...
                ZGIRL: Want some?
                VG: I'M A VEGAN! VEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!
                VC runs around screaming vegan...
                penguins will rule the world.

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                • #23
                  lol, yall are crazzzzzy!! Vegan, you dont like dissecting frogs I take it? We did that last year. I wanted to do the actuall diessecting but I was gone the day we did so.. Ah well. KEEP ON WRITTINGPPLS!!
                  ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
                  **Neets**
                  CAUTION: Being a member of YW forum may result in loss of sanity.

                  Kathy, me and G - I love you, chime, I hate you, chime, I can't live with out you.

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                  • #24
                    Next in line is...

                    Nita and Wilford were sitting at the kichen table of their new home, which Wilford had bought with cash after he and Nita's marriage. Nita didn't know quite how the house was being paid for, but she was greatfull to have something over her head. Wilf had been pondering this moment for a very long time. They were married now, it was time to come clean.

                    "Nita, love, I have to tell you something..." the english (I don't know if you really are Wilf, but we'll say so for this...) young man said. "I am part of a secret agency which operates out of what was England. I am not even officially an American. My papers are forged. We need to join two agents working jointly with the american and english gov'ts to create a portal into elsewhere... Now we must join them. I must join them. If you don't come, then I will have no other choice but to take you by force."

                    Nita's opinion of Wilf had suddenly dropped. Being told to do something because you had no choice does that to you.

                    Wilf continued: "No, I'm just kidding. But we do need to go. You must not tell anyone of the project, though, not Anything. Grab some stuff for a while and meet me at the front door in four hours..."
                    ~Sharky

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                    • #25
                      *claps* More, more! I do not like dissecting frogs. *shudder* Poor wittle froggies! Poor squished egg... *grin* You've got talent, crazy Sharky!
                      <3
                      the awesome like whipped cream || Queen of Nonsensical || Guardian Angel of YW || who *dies* a lot || but <3s everybody || who pours out her soul || and doesn't always say what she should || but is

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                      • #26
                        I'm NOT--oh, what's the point?
                        ~Sharky

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                        • #27
                          OMG!!!!! SO HILARIOUS! I'm in school right now, and my friend next to me is looking at me like I'm from another planet...
                          Reality is for those who lack imagination.

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                          • #28
                            Are you sure you aren't, BIW? ~LoL~ I'm from another planet. *snicker* La la la. I was scaring people at school today... Hyper hyper hyperistic!
                            <3
                            the awesome like whipped cream || Queen of Nonsensical || Guardian Angel of YW || who *dies* a lot || but <3s everybody || who pours out her soul || and doesn't always say what she should || but is

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                            • #29
                              Someone made a "is Gryphon crazy?" poll. Naturally I put yes. I don't understand option two, though. "She's as sane as Sharky." Kinda redundant. So I don't mind either option two or one.

                              Gigo: Hey, it's the person who puts 'asian' in 'caucasian'. Hi, Gryph. | | | wildflower: Hmm... should I side with "Gryph is more insane" based on conclusive evidence, or "Sharky is more insane" based on tradition? | | | [url="http://mariposa-mentiro

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                              • #30
                                That somebody certainly wasn't me...

                                *looks shiftilly from side to side*
                                ~Sharky

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