The Coffee Shop

[jen26]

*sees the spear and ducks just in time; the spear flies overhead*

You should know that 79.26394863% of all statistics are made up. I'd know 'cuz that one's made up too!

"Deceit shall have its reward." - Timeline

[Aurora]

I don't know.

So sorry to disappoint. I'm sane. Quite sane, in fact.

"I want to find something I've wanted all along
Somewhere I belong"
-Somewhere I belong, Linkin Park

[Birdhead]

Uh... suuuuure you are, Aurora. Suuuure you are.
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Tuibird in Aotearoa
Conservationist, Scientist, and proud of both!
Chocolate lover extraordinaire...
Ahahahaha, ahahahahaha, ahahahaha...
My mission: Bringing Maori to the world!
Spelling Freak and Typo Queen

[Aurora]

*glares*

I am.

"I want to find something I've wanted all along
Somewhere I belong"
-Somewhere I belong, Linkin Park

[Birdhead]

*nods placatingly* Of course.
(I should mention here that use of "insanity" in this topic is perhaps better taken as a mild, even non-literal meaning more close to quirky, or unusual, or eccentric. Not as in certifiable.)
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Tuibird in Aotearoa
Conservationist, Scientist, and proud of both!
Chocolate lover extraordinaire...
Ahahahaha, ahahahahaha, ahahahaha...
My mission: Bringing Maori to the world!
Spelling Freak and Typo Queen

[Nancy Drew]

*throws flaming m&ms at jen, whose fluffy bathrobe immeadiately sets on fire*

*sniffs the air*

i just love the smell of burning chocolate...

You had better start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Because you're in one. -Pirates of the Carribean

[jen26]

*meows and hops out of fluffy bathrobe where she was sleeping PEACEFULLY and UNPROVOKINGLY then pulls ND with her claws into the burning chocolatey bathrobe where she becomes hopelessly tangled. jen then walks over to the bag of extra m&ms and begins to munch...good thing she's not allergic to poison*

"Deceit shall have its reward." - Timeline

[Nancy Drew]

*waves her wand and immeadiately the m&ms that are in jens stomach start burning and jen hops around as she feels burning chocolate sizzling in her stomach*

ouch

*ND sucks on her finger that was burnt from the flaming bathrobe and puts out the fire with her wand*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You had better start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Because you're in one. -Pirates of the Carribean

[jen26]

Hey! That felt cool! Like chocolate frogs! Not painful at all.

*secretly presses a certain button on her new magical indistructable motercycle which she has climbed onto*

"Deceit shall have its reward." - Timeline

[Nancy Drew]

are you a cat or a human?

*throws an m&m at the button and un-presses it*

You had better start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Because you're in one. -Pirates of the Carribean

[jen26]

*the button pops back - it only obeys ME!*

I am a person who occasionally is a himalyan cat.

"Deceit shall have its reward." - Timeline

[Nancy Drew]

urrrr!!!! so wait, are you a cat or a human now?

You had better start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Because you're in one. -Pirates of the Carribean

[jen26]

I was a cat 'till you set the dog on me. Now I am human.

"Deceit shall have its reward." - Timeline

[Nancy Drew]

i see....

*whips out magnifying glass and starts burning jen's clothes by focusing the sun on her with the glass*

You had better start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Because you're in one. -Pirates of the Carribean

[jen26]

*outer layer of clothes burn off untill jen is left in her tankini*

don't know if this is accepted as forum dress code, but ND did it

*lies on her motercycle and begins to tan*

"Deceit shall have its reward." - Timeline