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    ...I give you "To Anacreon in Heaven".

    I.
    To Anacreon in Heav'n,
    Where he sat in full glee,
    A few Sons of Harmony
    Sent a petition
    That he their Inspirer
    And Patron would be;
    When this answer arrived
    From the Jolly Old Grecian:
    "Voice, Fiddle, and Flute,
    No longer be mute,
    I'll lend you my name
    And inspire you to boot,
    Chorus
    And besides I'll instruct you,
    Like me, to intwine
    The Myrtle of Venus
    With Bacchus' Vine."
    II.
    The news through Olympus
    Immediately flew;
    When Old Thunder pretended
    To give himself airs.
    "If these Mortals are suffered
    Their scheme to pursue,
    The devil a Goddess,
    Will stay above stairs.
    Hark, already they cry,
    In transports of joy,
    'Away to the Sons
    Of Anacreon we'll fly,
    Chorus
    And there with good fellows,
    We'll learn to intwine
    The Myrtle of Venus
    With Bacchus' Vine.'
    III.
    The Yellow-Haired God
    And his nine fusty Maids
    From Helicon's banks
    Will incontinent flee,
    Idalia will boast
    But of tenantless shades,
    And the bi-forked hill
    A mere desert will be.
    My Thunder no fear on't,
    Shall soon do its errand,
    And dam'me I'll swing
    The Ringleaders I warrant.
    Chorus
    I'll trim the young dogs,
    For thus daring to twine
    The Myrtle of Venus
    With Bacchus' Vine."
    IV.
    Apollo rose up,
    And said, "Pry'thee ne'er quarrel,
    Good King of the Gods,
    With My Vot'ries below:
    Your Thunder is useless"--
    Then showing his laurel,
    Cry'd "Sic evitabile
    Fulmen, you know!
    Then over each head,
    My laurels I'll spread,
    So my sons from your Crackers
    No mischief shall dread,
    Chorus
    While, snug in their clubroom,
    They jovially twine
    The Myrtle of Venus
    With Bacchus' Vine."
    V.
    Next Momus got up
    With his risible Phiz
    And swore with Apollo
    He'd cheerfully join --
    "The full tide of Harmony
    Still shall be his,
    But the Song, and the Catch,
    And the Laugh shall be mine.
    Then, Jove, be not jealous
    Of these honest fellows."
    Cry'd Jove, "We relent,
    Since the truth you now tell us:
    Chorus
    And swear by Old Styx,
    That they long shall intwine
    The Myrtle of Venus
    With Bacchus' Vine."
    VI.
    Ye Sons of Anacreon,
    Then join hand in hand;
    Preserve Unanimity,
    Friendship, and Love!
    'Tis yours to support
    What's so happily plann'd;
    You've the sanction of Gods,
    And the Fiat of Jove.
    While thus we agree,
    Our toast let it be:
    "May our Club flourish Happy,
    United, and Free!
    Chorus
    And long may the Sons
    Of Anacreon intwine
    The Myrtle of Venus
    With Bacchus' Vine."
    "...and that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse."

    "You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach." "Thank you."

  • #2
    Meanwhile, I'm watching 1776 on the DVD player. Other people watch It's a Wonderful Life every Christmas, I watch 1776 every July 4th. And as Mark Evanier once blogged, no matter how many times you've seen it, no matter how many of the songs you can sing, no matter how much historical hindsight is staring you in the face, there's always at least one moment when you're caught up in the drama, and you think to yourself, "They're never going to get that thing signed!"

    We're waiting for the chirp chirp chirp
    Of an eaglet being born...
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    • #3
      We're waiting for the
      Egg
      To
      Hatch
      On this humid Monday morning in this
      Congressional Incubator
      And just as Tom here has written
      We say "To Hell with Great Britain"
      The eagle inside belongs to us!

      Oh, yeah, it's a tradition over here, too. I once rented the Laserdisc from Scarecrow Video and taped it (twice: once with commentary) because that was the only way to see the movie they actually made. Of course, I pre-ordered the DVD from Scarecrow as soon as they announced it.

      I can forgive cutting out most of "Piddle, Twiddle, and Resolve", but when they mess with the underscoring... :-(
      "...and that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse."

      "You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach." "Thank you."

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      • #4
        I'm just happy that we finally got "Cool, Considerate Men" back, and that the director is happy with what's out there for general consumption.

        I did get a really weird nostalgic thing happening when I realized that if you're not as old as we are, you can have absolutely no sense of the Battlestar Galactica connection (or the Benson connection, come to think of it) that one gets watching that movie. Northern Exposure maybe....
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        • #5
          Well, Benson, obviously, but it just took me 10 minutes of fast clicking with IMDB to figure out who had the Battlestar Galactica connection. :-)

          And Northern Exposure, definitely. The first time I watched 1776 with Donna, she said "Hey, that's Holling!" Ever been to "Cicely", or rather, Roslyn, WA? It was within reasonably easy driving distance for us from Bothell, so we dropped in a few times, and shopped in Dr. Fleischman's office. :-)
          "...and that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse."

          "You are the most insolent child I have ever had the misfortune to teach." "Thank you."

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