What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

[mybrotherissoannoying]

My weirdest dream? I remember one when I was seven and the Bananas in Pajamas came looking for me. I was hiding in their dress-up box and they couldn't find me. They eventually found me and brought me into their treehouse where they gave me the electric chair. I was a very twisted child. I don't think I slept much after that.

My friend (who is reading over my shoulder) says that her weirdest dream was when flying pigs came in through her basement window when we were having a sleepover. They picked me up and I vowed to destroy the world. Then half the world blew up (this was after watching Monty Python movies all night.)

[Dragon Writer]

Well...I don't remember many dreams, but i remember this One REALLY strange one. I was in school or something, and there was this BIG blob of fleshy material, we were all hiding from. something happened, i'm not sure weather it was em that killed it, or something else, but it exploded. And we walked outside and there was just...fleshy blobs everywhere...it was really weird...and strange...OF my few dreams, i can usually decipher them, but not that one...LIke when i got this weird goosebumps dream and everyone i knew was there and they all disappeared it was because, at the time, i didn't feel like i could trust ANY of them to be there for me...so they just left... THis one...can't figure it out...

[Goddess Cookie]

I don't really remember my dreams...but the ones I have aren't exactly weird, it's that they're odd.

One night I dreamed that I was in Wal-Mart buying this vibrant green fabric. Then I sat down at a table and proceded to make a prom dress out of it...XD this was right before my prom.

The only other one I remember is one night I was in my car with my friend. He said he wanted to listen to some music, so I turned on the radio and this loud blaring/annoying sound came out of it like an alarm clock. I yelled at him to turn it off and he couldn't. I woke up to find that my alarm had been going off for 30 minutes and I thought my car radio was messed up...XD

[Olivia]

I had another weird dream last night. I was in this dark room, but there was no roof, and there was a huge hole in one of the walls. Outside, it was all dark. The ground was scorched, and everything was dead. Even the sky was black. In the room was my dresser, and hanging on the knobs was my jewlery. On top of it, was a bunch of jewery that wasn't mine, but in real life, it is mine. Somehow, I knew what was and wasn't "mine." I grabbed all the stuff that wasn't mine, and stuffed it in my pockets. Some lady came in, and said, "We have to leave now, or we'll never survive." We ran out the hole, and on the way out, I saw my CD player, or half of it. The rest of it had burned to ashes. We were walking by a mountain, and on top of the mountain was a little green samurai lego man with a bow and arrow. It was shooting at us, and we barely escaped. We walked between two trees, and came out in a building. There were three five-year-olds, with bows and arrows, and for some reason, they scared us to death. We ran out and came out on a patio in broad daylight. There was a party going on, and my parents were there, along with a boy from my school and a bunch of strangers. I had to ask my mom something, but I couldn't remember what. I went in the bathroom to wash my hands, and in the bathtub was a crazy clown with a bloddy knife in his hand. The makeup on his face was really creepy, and I was scared to death. I ran out the door into my room, and dived in my bed. There was another boy from my school there, and he made some kind of force field around us so the clown couldn't get in. When I fell asleep in my dream, I woke up.

I wonder what those boys were doing in my dreams... *scratches head*

[the_peridexis]

hah! i can top those. i think. check this out; imagine reading all these books in one day, like A LOT OF BOOKS, MAN.

now here's the dream; i was walking on air above this huge city with this gray and white cat(SYWTBAW, but the cat is from my neighborhood)and suddenly i fell thru, and the cat is now white with vivid green eyes(lirael). i'm freaking out and going, "what spell, what spell?!" and the cat yawns, says "figure it out" and curls up to sleep(while falling!!)

now i plop REALLY HARD on a jungle floor, and the cat is gone. i get up and rub my sore backside and then this biiiig bug comes towords me(W@W)and i turn into hermione and go, "wingardium leviosa!", pointing with my wand.(hp) but instead of floating, the bug blows up. the guts spatter everywhere and i wail "my hair!", cuz its all over me and my robes.

and then im floating around in this room in outer space (ender's game)and i'm a little boy. this other boy pushes me and i punch him in the nose, and then he dies...

i panic and run out, and then i'm a girl in a field w/ geese surrounding me wearing this peach dress(goose girl)and this cute guy on a chesnut horse trots up to me and offfers me a ride, and suddenly a black horse pops up next to him.

so i hop on and we gallop, but suddenly i'm in a scene from the black stallion and its raining and we're running really fast, and i'm now alec, but w/ indiana jones' hat..(i watched that the same day)but the horse stumbles and i fall and i'm yelling, "no, stop, it hurts!!"

and i'm at the dentists and the dentist is libba bray (the author of a great and terrible beauty and rebel angels, bith awesome)and she goes, "have you read the newest?" and hands me rebel angels and i wake up for real in my bed, drooloing all over the open book, rebel angels.

awesome, isn't it? and i really did dream that!!! its one of the few i remember really vividly.

-the peridexis

[Clovis Sangrail]

Not terribly weird by the standard of the previous entries, but it's my weirdest.

I was laying in bed. I was very frightened, couldn't move, couldn't speak. Above my bed, hovering in a very menacing fashion, were the shirts of The Lovin' Spoonful. Yep, I was scared senseless by flying shirts.
For those who aren't familiar with them, The Lovin' Spoonful were a Folk-Rock group, very popular in the sixties. They often wore these shirts that had broad horizontal stripes, similar to Rugby shirts. I like the group and still can't figure out why I would find their shirts frightening.

[Peter Murray]

This was one I had this morning, after waking up and going back to sleep.

In the first part of the dream, I spent some time with a friend (one I haven't really seen in years). I don't remember what we were doing, but I remember it was enjoyable.

In the second part, my friend had gone home, and I was in an odd building where I lived, and where officials kept coming into my flat/apartment and changing things, as part of a plan to drive me mad. My plan to prove I wasn't already mad was to get into hospital.

When I woke up, I felt very relieved . Though I wish I could remember more of the first part. I think we mostly sat and talked, maybe to catch up on what we've done since last seeing each other.

[MonkeyMum]

Okay, I had this really weird dream and I was with Jamie AKA Wizardling and my mum in NZ and Panda AKA Drumming_Dairine, and then I played on Jamie's computer and Amanda printed off these pictures of computer stuff so that we could hang it in our locker and then we went to go see a movie and Jamie was like, holding my hand and my hand was really between my legs for some odd reason IRL so it felt like he was really holding my hand but he wasn't... So... Yeah... Then I woke up.

[Darth Revan]

well the weirdest dream i have ever had, it is kind of about star wars. so i doubt alot of people will want to sit here and listen to a star wars dream. so i just wont waste any ones time. unless you want me to but ill have to do it later i got to go right now.

[airspades]

my weirdest dream was freaky but interesting. I was suddenly in a forest, alive, quiet, green light reflected on the pur green leaves. I thought peace. i turn around and all around me are people so many different people. and the were all getting ready for something like a battle some with weapons others preparing words(i dont get that it made perfect sense at the time) and I look at myself i was preparing an enormous matrix of words. then it was over, the kind of dream u have after reading about wizards. it was a really big day dream though. Exactly like dreaming except i was awake. LIke in my mind.

[LightMagic]

My wierdest dream freaked me out! I was in my house stiring a mix by hand and i thought i needed to look out my front door to see my friends bus go by. My friend was walking down from her bus stop to my hosue with everyone else. Somehow my mixing bowl disapeared. Then they all stopped infront of my house and faced the street except for my friend who was walking towards me and I asked her 'what is my ouse the new bus stop?" and then she said "No Mr. Jockens (my neighbor) is taking us today. and they got in a red mini van. Then i cant remember how but the van turned into a red truck and all of a sudden there was random peices of furniture in my yard. I walked infront of my grage as the truck backed out of its driveway, but somehow it turned at an odd angle and was at the end of my driveway. I was on my hands and knees and couldn't stand up, and I knew it was about to come flying at me. There was no one in the seat. At the last second I pulled myself up onto my porch and the truck took off my driveway to where I was and started spinnign really fast and randomly was turning from a truck to a regualar car and back into a truck. Then it stopped. I didn't know how but I knew the truck was angry at me and then it went speeding out of my friveway and down my street. I woke up panting.

The color in the dream were all tinted to the yellow brown look in old pictures, only you could see the colors. its hard to explain. the only vivid color was the van/truck/car.

i've had other weird dreams and other dreams that feel real, but this was the weirdest most real dream i've ever dreamt.

[Gigo]

Heh. This was a few weeks before W@W came out.

I started at my house, and somehow ran really fast while moving really slowly (don't ask me how that works). I ended up at the mall, and entered a bookstore (the bookstore was real, but in the wrong place. In the real mall, the dream bookstore was in a tie shop). So, I suddenly see a copy of W@W on the floor, so I sit down and read it, and a few hours pass. So, I finish it, then I get up, but just before I exit the store, a guy grabs me and says "Stop thief!" And then security guards appear and try to arrest me for 'stealing contents of books' with my mind, so I run. Then I see a cafe with little plastic dinosaurs where the plants and other decorations usually are. I jump over a table and wake up. Wooh. (The only bit I remember from the W@W in the dream is that I saw Dairine meeting Gigo again. And I was all 'woooh'. I'm a psychic. )

[makdragon613]

Wow. My weirdest dream? I have had a lot of weird dreams, and I can remember a lot of them too. I think I'll just do one or two for now.
I had this dream in about 3rd grade, I was in a classroom with my class and teacher that was floating in space. My teacher told me that I got an "A" for blowing up the earth.
Another odd dream...I was walking along a street with a baseball field on one side and a plain of grass on the other. Suddenly I see a meteorite heading for me and I start to run. The meteorite hits the baseball field and there is a loud explosion. The wind picks me up and there are no volcanoes all around sprouting lava. The wind almost drops me in the lava, but then it takes me to a cliff that is afe and i wake up. Weird dreams, but I've had a lot more, perhaps I'll write some more of them.

[Slash]

Oh I hade another Dream,
Me and Olivia and Tiamat where on a raft and
we went over a big water fall and olivia was hugging me saing "I like Fudge" When we fell!

[Dragon Writer]

NO BLOWING UP THE EARTH! i once flew in a dream...for the soul purpose of tossing soda to a girl so tha t she could complete a flying dive into into teh pool that required her to drink soda as she flew down...it was kind of weird...

*gasp* slash! how could you not include me in your strange dream? shame on you! oh what is to become me! ah well...*huggles* i only went on so long so it wouldn't be a one liner...