Just in case we don't amuse each other enough just talking generally, I'd like the present the Joke Time topic. This is where you can post jokes and riddles that you believe will amuse your fellow forum members.
Please:
NO inside jokes with a small number of people on the forums, or with your friends IRL. They're not funny to anyone not included, and they don't make sense if you're not included.
Nothing really dirty please.
Nothing offensive. If you think that a joke is going to offend a person or a group of people, please don't post it. We don't want any bad feelings here.
Please don't post just one short joke at a time. Wait until you have at least three before you post. One joke=oneliner=BAD.
Please white out the answers to riddles so that people can take their time to think about them.
Thanks everyone, and have fun! To start off:
These two men are drinking in a bar on the 55th floor of a building. One of them says to the other, "Hey, I bet I can jump out that window there and then come right back up to the bar alive." So he jumps out the window and comes back to the bar alive. The second man says, "Well, if you can do it, I can do it too," and he jumps out the window and dies. And the bartender says, "Superman, you're such a jerk when you're drunk!"
Please:
NO inside jokes with a small number of people on the forums, or with your friends IRL. They're not funny to anyone not included, and they don't make sense if you're not included.
Nothing really dirty please.
Nothing offensive. If you think that a joke is going to offend a person or a group of people, please don't post it. We don't want any bad feelings here.
Please don't post just one short joke at a time. Wait until you have at least three before you post. One joke=oneliner=BAD.
Please white out the answers to riddles so that people can take their time to think about them.
Thanks everyone, and have fun! To start off:
These two men are drinking in a bar on the 55th floor of a building. One of them says to the other, "Hey, I bet I can jump out that window there and then come right back up to the bar alive." So he jumps out the window and comes back to the bar alive. The second man says, "Well, if you can do it, I can do it too," and he jumps out the window and dies. And the bartender says, "Superman, you're such a jerk when you're drunk!"
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